I was somehow persuaded to go to see "Aliens VS Predator: Requiem" last Friday.

I say 'see', but the fact the director decided almost every scene should be shot half in pitch black, jerking around like the camera man was having an epileptic fit kind of made the 'see' thing a little difficult. So bored was I at this shaky, supposedly action packed mess that this image came to mind. Just what would happen if a face-hugger latched onto an immortal...?

Rumeryc ended up bearing the brunt of this >8D To be fair, I only had the chest-bursting scene + that one where Dante calls him a freak... somehow I managed to stretch it out to this rather surreal and disturbing tale XD;

Goof Notes:
- Rumeryc would not recover that quickly. It takes him about 10-12 hours to recover from 'death'.
- Supposedly the Alien would mature within a couple of hours from chest-burster to adult. Try to imagine that Rumeryc managed to fit a lot in those few hours. And for some reason changed his clothes. A lot.
- Having spent almost forever looking at pictures of the face-hugger, I got bored and took some liberty with the chest-burster and adult xenomorph XD; SHHH I HAVE A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN.

This will either please or disturb you. Preferably both. WHEE!

The moral of the story? Don't go and see AVPR2. Seriously.

Alien/Xenomorph belongs to H. R. Giger. Everything else is mine.