MARIK: Oh, what, just because a man like to dress effeminately, and hang out with another extremely attractive man, and read yaoi, and flaunt his gorgeous abs, and stroke a phallic symbol suggestively in every other scene, that automatically makes him gay?! AUGH! I AM 100% STRAIGHT!!!!
ME: (not believing it) Whatever. I don't judge. (I just Thiefship)
Marik: Well... Aside from the fact that now my whole plan is f*eff*cked... I look good in this picture. Me: Marik, you always look good in her pictures. She's the best artist here on devART when it comes to drawing your nice ass. And besides... You're gay. Marik: No I'm not! *points at Melvin* He is the gay one!!!